Woodshop Quotes

mallet The best carpenters make the fewest chips.
mallet Carpentry is the Illusion of Perfection.
mallet Woodworkers are knotty.
mallet Measure Twice-Cut Once.
mallet Sawdust Is Man Glitter.
mallet Better tools save time; they don't make you a better craftsman!
mallet Your safety gears are between your ears.
mallet Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
mallet Woodworking minus patience equals firewood.
mallet Hearing protection is a sound investment.
mallet If I can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
mallet Know safety, no injury. No safety, know injury.
mallet A bad day woodworking is better than a good day working.
mallet If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
mallet To learn about eye protection, ask someone who has one.
mallet It’s not a scrap it’s decorative kindling.
mallet You can never have enough clamps.
mallet I work to support my woodworking habit.
mallet Every woodworker needs a fireplace.
mallet I'm a professional toothpick maker.
mallet There are no mistakes in woodworking until you run out of wood.
mallet Safety glasses: making foresight 20/20.
mallet Anyone who doesn't think money grows on trees hasn't bought any lumber lately.

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